Jokes to share~

[Ernest]

Here are one stupid question ppl ask..

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?


Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the
Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I
was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

[Ernest]

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a
piece of chalk and now it's in flames!! ;D

[JJ]

haha buay tahan haha