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Post by YangGuo on Dec 24, 2004 18:33:02 GMT -5
A cat saunters into a computer hardware shop at Suntec and says to the saleman, "Got milk?".
The salesman is startled that a cat can talk but he quickly regains his composure and replies, "I am very sorry, we do not sell milk here, we sell computers." Upon hearing this, the cat turns around and leaves the shop.
The next day, the cat comes again and asks the same question, "Got milk?".
Annoyed, the salesman replies, "I am very sorry, we do NOT sell milk here, we sell COMPUTERS." The cat turns around and leaves the shop.
The third day, presto! Here comes the cat again and it repeats the same old question, "Got milk?".
The irate salesman shouts, "NO WE DO NOT HAVE MILK HERE! THIS IS A COMPUTER HARDWARE SHOP! IF YOU STEP IN HERE AGAIN ASKING ME IF WE HAVE MILK I'LL GET A ROPE AND HANG YOU MYSELF!" The cat turns around and exits the shop, running as fast as it can.
On the fourth day, the cat does not step into the shop. It pokes its nose into the shop and asks the salesman, "Got any rope?".
"No!" the salesman screamed, puzzling at the cat's change of question.
"Well then," said the cat, "got milk?"
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